Thursday, October 26, 2006

ONE RED PAPERCLIP?

A LOT OF PEOPLE LAUGHED AT KYLE MACDONALD. HOW ABSURD THEY THOUGHT.... REMEMBER YO MAMA TOLD YOU NOT TO LAUGH AT OTHERS....HERE'S WHY:

Monday, October 23, 2006

TOP 10 GHOST PICTURES OF ALL TIME


THIS WEBSITE SCARED THE BEJEEBERS OUTTA ME!
GHOST PICS!

UPDATE! I did it! Rode across the USA on a bicycle! Check out my journal of the adventure here at: Three Spokes and a Mirror

Saturday, October 21, 2006

Of Tinfoil Hats, Telsa Coils, and Woodpecker Brains

I'm strangely attracted to stuff like this. Behold- modern eggheads!



BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE

Not mentioned in the video was research done to determine if "rectal massage can cure hiccups". This, of course, was conducted by a scientist from the University of Tennessee.

Read more about it here: Why Country Music Singers Don't Get Hiccups

Wednesday, October 11, 2006

The Path to Becoming a Wal-Mart Doctor

Doctors are the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you too.
Anton Chekhov (1860 - 1904)


UPDATE! I did it! Rode across the USA on a bicycle! Check out my journal of the adventure here at: Three Spokes and a Mirror

Sorry about not posting in a while. I've been sidelined with a minor knee injury to my left MCL. It began to hurt after the MS Bike to the Beach ride last month. I noticed it was tender to touch but continued to run on it thinking the pain would go away. It didn't. Progressively, however, the pain got worse so I decided to research the malady further instead of seeking a true medical opinion. Hey who needs a doctor unless you're unconscious, bleeding profusely, or need a mole or two cut off your body- huh?

Discoveries!

The medial collateral ligament (or MCL) is one of the four major ligaments of the knee. In older medical journals, it is known as the tibial collateral ligament.
It's role is to prevent the inside of the knee from opening up. Pain directly over the ligament is the most commonly reported symptom and bruising can occur as well. Severe damage causes patients to report their knees "buckle" or "give out". NOT GOOD!!

MCL injuries are typically "graded" based on the level of severity.

Grade I MCL Tear
This may involve micro tears. The symptoms are usually minimal. Patients may be able to return to their sport very quickly. Most athletes miss 1-2 weeks of play.

Grade II MCL Tear
The MCL may have what's termed "incomplete" tears and patients may complain of instability when attempting to perform cut or pivot movements. The pain and swelling is more significant, and usually a period of 3-4 weeks of rest is necessary.

Grade III MCL Tear
The granddaddy of MCL injuries- Grade III injuries are complete tears of the MCL- OUCH! Patients have significant pain and swelling, and often have severely limited range of motion. A knee brace or a knee immobilizer is usually needed for comfort, and healing may take 6 weeks or longer.

My Diagnosis

Duh?? Grade 1 MCL injury.....

Regimen of Treatment

• Eliminate exercise for 2 weeks (but Doc, it’s gonna kill me!!)

• Use of a heating pad directly on the injury site especially at night

• Icebag if swelling occurs

• Take 800 mg of Vitamin I (ibuprofen) as needed for inflammation

• Wear a knee brace to immobilize at night

• Place Nikken Magnets over injury site (Thanks Kim!)

• Take 1 capsule of Turmeric daily

• Take 3 capsules of MSM (dimethylsulfone) daily

• Consider buying a Himalayan Rock Salt Lamp (Thanks Ron!)- Gotta get a new mantra!


Want to know more about MCL injuries, turmeric, or Rock Salt Lamps? Go here:

MCL Injuries on Web MD Website

All about Turmeric

Himalayan Rock Salt Lamps

Later,
Marc

Thursday, October 05, 2006